U.S. nutjobs have really been out in full force in past weeks. Pat Robertson followed up his call for the assassination of socialist President of Venezuala Hugo Chavez with his illuminating take on the real cause of Hurricane Katrina... namely, God's displeasure at the Emmy Awards lineup:
Hollywood – Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and
Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”
You might think that this cause-effect relationship is strained. Couldn't the real source of God's displeasure been that "Desperate Housewives" lost out to "Everybody Loves Raymond"? In fact Robertson has an inductive argument for his claim:
Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.
“This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”
Ellen, it's time for you to cop to -- your lesbianism is destroying the world!
[UPDATE: Oops, the Robertson stuff about Degeneres -- not about Chavez, unfortunately -- was an urban legend. Thanks to John Eden for setting me straight. The rest of the nutjobbery to follow is legitimate, again unfortunately.]
Of course, we can laugh off Robertson's remarks since he's clearly insane, and besides he has hardly any influence whatsoever.
A bit more worrisome is that Alabama State Senator Hank Erwin agrees with the spirit of Robertson's remarks:
Erwin: Well, I think, if you look at what‘s going on, this whole region has always known that, with the church, that New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are known for sin. And if you go to a church and you read your Bible, you are always told avoid sin and that there‘s judgment for sin. ... And I just think that, in my analysis—and I can‘t speak for everybody, but I believe that, if you look at the factors, that you had a city that was known for sin—the signature of New Orleans is the French Quarter, Bourbon Street. It is known for sin.
I *knew* I shouldn't have had that extra drink at the 1999 New Orleans American Philosophical Association meeting!!
Meanwhile, let's take another couple of steps into Ripley's Believe it or Not. Bill Bennett, who was Reagan's Secretary of Education (this gives you an indication of his preferred "let them eat cake" education policy), made the following interesting claim about how racial genocide would do wonders for the U.S. crime rate:
BENNETT: [...]I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could --
if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your
crime rate would go down. ...
Bill, let me tell you how we could decrease the crime rate in the U.S. Let's take all the obscenely rich predominately white male corporate and political Machiavellis who spend their lives stealing the nation's resources from everyone but themselves and their extended family of cronies, and put them on a desert island Far, Far Away. Then not only will we instantly rid ourselves of all the outrageous criminal activity that you guys engage in (and usually get away with), but after we redistribute all your stolen assets to schools, communities, and essential social services, I guarantee you that crimes that, unlike your sorts of crime, are born of desperation and ignorance, will decrease, too. Maybe shipping the likes of you off to a desert island would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but our crime rate would go down.
And now, for our latest entry into the What the Hell!!!?? sweepstakes, Boeing Co. brings you the following announcement:
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Boeing Co. apologized on Friday for a mistakenly published advertisement for its V-22 Osprey aircraft showing troops dropping onto the roof of a mosque in what appears to be a simulated battle scene.
The ad, coming amid rising concern among Muslims over U.S. military action in Iraq and Afghanistan, prompted immediate complaints from the Council on American-Islamic Relations
(CAIR), which demanded the withdrawal of the campaign.
But Boeing, which created the ad with partner Bell Helicopter, said publication was a "clerical error" by the National Journal, which ran the ad on September 24.
"We consider the ad offensive, regret its publication and apologize to those who like us are dismayed with its contents," said Mary Foerster, vice president at Boeing's defense unit, in
a statement.
The ad "did not proceed through normal channels," Boeing
said, and despite asking for it to be withdrawn and destroyed,
was published in error.
Whatever with the "abnormal" channels that let the ad slip through and be published. What "normal" channels allowed Boeing and Bell Helicopter to make this obscene ad in the first place?
The ad shows troops rappelling down from an Osprey craft to the domed roof of a building labeled "Muhammad Mosque" in Arabic as smoke billows from a burned-out car nearby.
"It descends from the heavens. Ironically it unleashes hell," says the ad...
I'm sure that the approximately 1 billion Muslims would find such an attack on their place of worship wonderfully ironic.
[T]he V-22 tiltrotor aircraft -- which takes off and lands like a helicopter but can fly like a
plane [...] delivers Special Forces to insertion points never thought possible," says the text of the ad.
A spokesman for CAIR said on Friday the group welcomed the
companies' swift response, but would press the issue of how
such an ad came to be created. [...] The ad "clearly portrays special forces assaulting a
mosque, a structure dedicated to civilian worship purposes,"
said CAIR executive director Nihad Awad, in a letter to the two
companies. "This gives the impression that 'the insertion
points never thought possible' are Islamic places of worship."
Bell said it regretted any concern provoked by the ad, and
it was looking into its "creative processes" to prevent a
repeat.
Stay tuned for more unbelievable idiocy, sponsored by the U.S. and its white Christian corporate affiliates.
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